Tonight, Radio Wowsville takes a tuneful look at the 2012 political season, with odes to baby-kissing, chad-hanging, road-building, coattail-riding, rhetoric-spreading and that all important base-rousing.
It's the show that dares to ask: Wasn't "Binders Full of Women" the title of an old Judas Priest album?
It's the radio program not afraid to demand a recount of that 7-11 slurpee cup-off!
It's the two hours of sound that will actually french kiss a baby to get your support!
(Speaking of which, this special "dancing of politics" edition of Wowsville will also see the return of Don Uncle Beatdown Harrison after a forced, months-long Siberian exile to "spend more time with his family." Don't worry - this radical moderate will be accompanied by his high-priced political handlers.)